Saturday January 10^th 0pm-4am ID21+

Machinelf’s birthday sextravaganza!

George W. Bush recently declared “Protection Against

Porn” week. For this assault on family values he’s

gonna get spanked by Nurse Nancy at 2am!

Porno Karaoke is the latest kraze from Germany

(see adjacent article) We have mated this koncept

with bootylicious psychedelik trance & have brought the

mutant spawn to New York! Click here for photos from the

the last sex-a-thon!

The premiere was so insane with 80 people, we worked

out the bad kinks and put in a lot of good kinks!

If you haven’t experienced it, you are missing quite a

mindfuck! Scores of slack jaws! Porn karaoke lies at the

shady nexus of porn, blue comedy, the Gong Show,

and a Weimar Republick era Berlin’s Kabaret Voltaire.

Drinking is a must for many to perform karaoke; to perform

porn karaoke requires some hammering o we’re giving you

two hours of vodka open bar to prepare.

10pm Vodka open bar, $2 PBRs all night,

DJ Machinelf spins 72 songs about

Good Karma Sexuality in 60 minutes!

Midnight Kama Sutra Karaoke Kontest!

1am-4am Psy-Trance DJs

Good klean Video projection (except for the kontest) by VJ Exeris

$1 for three hits of the red crop by Nurse Nancy

Your Horny Host, Machinelf (Horns by Halloween Adventure)

For the Karma Sutra Karaoke Kontest at midnight,

bring a friend or pair up on the spot to enter the kontest.

Bring your own porn if you want on either VHS or DVD,

you have one

minute to do your best. So practice with your lusted ones!

Winners receive gift certifikates to NYC’s sex shops;

all kontestants get free drinks because everyone in

Mondo Porno Karaoke is a weiner!

Admission is free for those in fetish gear; cover refunded to those who lose their shirts. $15 before midnight, $10 after.

$10 advance tickets with paypal

Kama Sutra Karaoke Kontest Prizes

Platinum

$50 gift certifikates to the sex shop of your choice or $40 Kash, or choice of any below

Gold

100 of the best erotik songs ever, on a labeled 6 CD set, or choice of any below

Silver

One Free Body Piercing or 10 wacks from Nurse Nancy's Krop or choice of any below

Bronze

free Kopy of Spiritual Beings' Full Space

Nickel

kounterfeit Moontribe membership Kard

Tin

date with Machinelf at Pak Punjab

Kardboard

vintage Tsunami sticker

Toilet Paper

1 wack on Nurse Nancy's Krop

Spit

1 wack from Machinelf's bare hand

Hot Air

free membership to Elfster

Kryptonite

free kiss by Machinelf or door girl

All kontestants - free drink after open bar Kloses

This party is dedikated to the dynamik duo Paris Hilton and Michael Jackson